(CGS) –The other day HotMommaGossip.com, along with several other gossip sites online reported that Van Morrison, singer of "Brown Eyed Girl", among several other hits, had become the father of an infant, --at age 64. Musicians are nothing if not virile, but 64 is pushing it. So what actually happened... 

(CGS) –Kelli Carpenter and Rosie O'Donnell split up two years ago, but the news wasn't actually made public until last November. Now Rosie O'Donnell has a new flame; Tracey Kachtick-Anders. Kachtick-Anders is an artist, has SIX kids, is an activist for the GLBT community, and a doula. Doula is the... 

(CGS) –Everyone's favorite conservative Republican radio host is in the hospital, after suffering chest pains. Luckily, he was in Hawaii, where everyone is too busy getting drunk and having sex to suffer from too many injuries simultaneously. Rush Limbaugh was transported to the hospital before there... 

[CGS] –As if reality dating shows were really about people actually getting into relationships? Please, --since when do the couples formed during these idiotic shows actually stick? Has everyone forgotten that I Love New York has a sequel? Somehow, I doubt that too many people capable of cognitive... 

[CGS] – Looks like both Charlie Sheen and his idiot wife are up Sh*t Creek, with no paddle. Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, recently hired the lawyer made famous by representing O.J. Simpson, Yale Galanter, --which means she has a good chance of getting away with murder too. Mueller was arrested once... 

[CGS]- The Jonas Brothers are dissipating; Kevin Jonas is married, and Nick Jonas wants to pollute more eardrums on his own.. which is horrendous enough. But now all the Jonas Brothers fans are getting more weepy and irritable than a stadium full of menstruating divorcees. The band is breaking up, leaving... 

[CGS] –The alleged partner in Jon Gosselin's new idea for a show about Hollywood's deadbeat E-list dads, Michael Lohan, is back in the spotlight, but not because he has an opportunity to be part of an idiotic reality show. It's because, big surprise, he's been accused of abuse. However, instead... 

[CGS] – So Whitney Houston managed to drop Bobby Brown but not his crack pipe. According to her friends and people working closely with the Pop Queen, Whitney Houston is beginning to display signs of drug addiction once more. Then again, this story comes from the National Enquirer, so who knows who... 

(CGS) – The stars who want to get a chance to sing with the surprise superstar Susan Boyle, are numerous. 50 Cent wants a chance to join her in the studio, and not to be outdone, Lady Gagface, ahem, Lady Gaga, also wants to sing with the ancient toad. HotMommaGossip.com reports: "50 Cent isn’t... 

(CGS) –Some of the most unsurprising news during the last couple of days in this year, --people think Megan Fox is the "Sexiest Actress" and have also voted her as being the "Worst Actress". I wonder what the other choices were? Megan Fox doesn't get a lot of roles where she has to do anything other... 

[CGS] –Easily the best comedian in the ENTIRE world, Russel Brand, is a cute, bizarre, somewhat metrosexual looking guy with fabulous 80's hair from hell. Which is why it's so sad to see him go off the market! He's reportedly engaged to none other than Katy Perry, --fine, she's spunky, cute, and a... 

(CGS) – The Who is scheduled to be the major performance during the Super Bowl next year. However, it's not all cheering crowds and excited fans for the two remaining members of The Who; Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey. Anti-Child Abuse organizations are pitching a fit because Pete Townshend is a... 

Obama's list of supporters grows shorter everyday, whether they're celebrities or everybody else. Not just die-hard lunatic Republicans like NRA hero, Ted Nugent. I'm not an Obama fan, so I'm going to try to cover this as objectively as possible, also going to point out, that I'm a Nugent fan too. Stranglehold... 

(CGS) –I have to be sarcastic here people, first off, --the "real story" is something a million people are probably going to attempt to tell over the next few months. I expect a book, written by Tiger Woods himself, or some other imbecile, within the next year, giving full, detailed accounts of the... 

[CGS] –Tiger Woods is now officially seeing Rachel Uchitel again, and in public. I hope she gives him herpes. He could at least wait for his current marriage to finish disintegrating; though Tiger Woods doesn't seem to want anything to do with the conventional  personal life. He's going to almost...